I wasn't ready for this shirt.
I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
Patriotic American Flag Stripes And Stars Tank Top Shirt Adult Men's 红色 中
- 袖型: 无袖
- 面料类型: 100% 纯棉
- 注意事项: Machine Wash Cold Water, Tumble Dry
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- 100% polyester.
- Size scale: WIDTH/LENGTH: SMALL-18.5/27.5 MED 19.5/28.5 LARGE 20/29 XL 21.5/33
- Great for holiday gifts, Valentine's day, birthday presents, gag gifts, weddings, wedding showers, baby shower, Anniversary, engagement party, Halloween costume, or any occasion! Get all the styles and colors today!
- To preserve the integrity of the garment: Machine wash cold. Recommended Hang Dry only.
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美国亚马逊： 159 条评论
A little scratchy at first but fit very well and ...2017年7月27日 - 已在美国亚马逊上发表
A little scratchy at first but fit very well and got used to it throughout the day. Definitely worth the money
One Star2018年8月21日 - 已在美国亚马逊上发表
XL fit me like a bra, actual size was somewhere between medium and large
Had to buy two!2015年5月14日 - 已在美国亚马逊上发表
I originally bought two of these just because i saw the great George Washington review... This is actually a great product and super fast delivery... Im still waiting for my husband to turn into an eagle...but im thinking itll happen on july 4th! Thank you!!