This was purchased as a "gag gift" for one of my best buddies. He is indescribably concerned with things being neat and clean. It turns out, he took it as quite the thoughtful gift and put it in the glove-box of his car for safe-keeping, right next to his emergency tourniquet and First Aid kits.
On one fateful evening, my friend, whom we'll call "Ted" was on a date with a woman, whom we'll call "Erin." Ted and Erin had been dating for several months, and had taken a weekend trip to Northern Utah for some skiing. While on the drive back from their weekend trip, both of them were feeling the butterflies and the rest of that romantic nonsense.
On the drive down the mountain, my friend began to feel the all-to-familiar rumble of Dear Old Uncle Diarrhea within his nethers. Not wanting to break the Bowel Barrier with his date, he asked if she would like to take a rest stop at a nearby gas station, which she agreed to.
Upon arriving, he tried to daintily approach the restroom, while clenching with every ounce of power he had. As he tells it, the stench of the men's room could be had from ten feet before he entered. Much to his dismay, fecal matter appeared to cover the walls, toilet, and floor. With that sight, he hurried to his car for his Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit, and began to do his business.
Although Erin eventually decided that Ted was too much of a neat freak for her to continue dating him, Ted reported that the Survival kit saved the date; he was able to do his business cleanly, and his date was none the wiser.
|商品尺寸||9.53 x 5.08 x 2.54 cm; 58.97 克|
|我们建议年龄||10 - 15 岁|
|模型比例||3 3/4-inches tall|