I understand that some of you might be thinking, "Is it really worth thirty-odd dollars for a couple bags of coffee?" Well, allow me to slap that traitorous thought right out of your face. Community Coffee is the best dagnabbed coffee I have ever had. I drink it every single day, and do you know why? Is it because of the lovely hints of hazelnut? No! There are no consargnit traces of flippin' hazelnut in this coffee! I drink it because this is coffee that is roasted with the express purpose of tasting like the coffeeist damned coffee that has ever graced your tastebuds, and they will thank you for your largesse. Yes, that's right, largesse. Because this coffee has everything you want in coffee: caffeine and the taste of coffee. It's lacks the bitterness and filthy mudmouth lesser coffees, not to mention the bastard flavors of whatever nuts and sugary sweets that are infused coffee roasted by cowards too afraid to trust their own beans.
If someone hands you a caramel macchiato, you slap it to the ground and stare in disdain as you sip your delicious Community Coffee Dark Roast from a novelty mug depicting your favorite media franchise. Because you are objectively superior to them in every way, and they will weep as that knowledge sweeps over them.
品牌 | Community Coffee |
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包装尺寸 | 26.9 x 17.6 x 8.89 cm; 907.18 克 |
商品形态 | 粉末 |
咖啡因含量 | Caffeinated |
制造商 | Community Coffee |
商品名称 | Community Coffee 深色烘焙咖啡粉,32 盎司袋装(1 包)(约 906g) |
商品重量 | 906 g |
型号 / 款式 | 346919 |